These ugly photos

I recently stumbled upon these photos and thought you all ( the 3 that follow the blog) would enjoy them. One is of my favorite point guard where he appears to be double fisting drinks and shitfaced at the same time. The other one is even more remarkable. This one appears to be a photo of a giant grasshopper having his way with the one of Satans demons. Very attractive demon nonetheless but still a demon.......Jeff

ALL TERRIBLE TEAM

The following is the all terrible Jazz team. We took the worst players to every sport a Jazz uniform and made an MVP, starting lineup, and a sixth man. We also will list the honorable mentions that did not quite make the team. What a bunch of knob jobs!

MVP: Luther Wright

Point Guard: Milt Palacio

Shooting Guard: Quincy Lewis

Small Forward: Pace Mannion

Power Forward: Stephen Howard

Center: Jose Ortiz

Sixth Man: Ben Handlogten

Honorable Mentions: Pete Chilcutt, Rusty LaRue, John Amaechi, Curtis Borchardt, Jarron Collins, James Donaldson, Billy Paultz, Mel (dinnerbell) Turpin, Corey Crowder, Bart Kofoed.

Davin

November thanksgiving feast of entertainment.

Dearly beloved guests of this blog I would like to take this opportunity to give you a treat that has entertained us for generations. This is the documentary "This is Spinal Tap". I highly suggest watching this movie. It is not only innovative but directly paralells the journey of the rettards through the rise and fall of the rock band. Enjoy this little clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38

What in the hell is wrong with people.

Recently events have happened to trigger the world into a panic. Barack Obama has been elected the 44 president of this great country of ours. One of which men of his stature could only be created. I have heard rumors of gun control, anti christ and of course the assumption fear comes from submersive racism. I can assure you change is a good thing. We as human beings have a tendency to reject change. I dont ask that we should change our ways and somehow overnight embrace something mankind has gone through for thousands of years. Rightfully so that we should be worried. Many of you reading this blog work for the companies that have been effected by the problems we see in the financial markets. However the United States will continue to shine bright and recover brighter than ever before. This is what great men like John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and of course George Washington knew when they faced the undaunting task of what might lay before them. However no matter what know that the reciliance of Americans burns very bright and we will be better than before. I love my country and have served its cause for a period of my life but know that the reason I signed up to die for its cause was because a black man from a single parent household that had every reason to fail could ascend to its pinnacle. This is what America truly is all about. God Bless this great country that I was privaleged to be part of. Oh and God Bless Metallica the best shit ive ever seen.

Jeffrey Marlow Jaques

KeyHole Video Fight Night #2

Hello once again to all 10 of the people fortunate enough to view this wonderful blog! It is the glorified babysitter back with you again for other segment of KeyHole Video Fight Night. I wanted to do a Halloween special however I decided to go with these two gems. I will be putting a poll up for a more scientific approach to the vote taking. Here we go!!!!

Ding Ding

#1 This wonderful video takes us back to the 80's and also includes a reference to Rocky Balboa in his younger days. This band lived on movie soundtracks and after the Rocky series had no where to run...enjoy this one as I bring you Survivor and Eye of the Tiger
#2 This video I stumbled upon while doing intensive research for this article (and cracking up as well)...this band which hails from North of the Border seems to have the market on really cheesy videos. This band will making an appearance at the Rock Gone Wild which I will be attending this summer in Iowa. I am excited and also ashamed to give this to you it is Helix and Heavy Metal Love (just dont fall too far for her)


Thanks once again and I will see you all next week