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Dirtying Up

Hey everyone, Jeff here. Just wanted to post something about American Idol. I know this might seem a little late, but it's been on my mind for awhile and I thought it was time to get it off of my chest. For those of you who enjoy the show, American Idol can bring it all. Entertainment, drama, intrigue, and recently, depression. There is a contestant on the show named Alexis Grace. Not sure if you remember her, but she's the blond from the first group of the final 36. After she sang her song, the judges made some interesting comments that somewhat disturbed me. They reminded her that at her first appearance on the show, they told her she needed to "dirty up." And then proceeded to congratulate her for doing so. Now, I'm going to post a before and after photo, and let you be the judge of what the phrase "dirty up" means.
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Now, to me that looks like the phrase "dirty up" means to dress yourself like a lady of the night. I pray that they would never ask me to "dirty up." But I thought, what would I look like if I did decide to "dirty up." Here is what I guess I would look like before and after the "dirtying up" process.
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Javelinas have long since been a passion of mine. I guess this stems from my childhood where for a short stint I actually lived with a pack of wild Javelinas in the southern part of Arizona. For a while it was quite enjoyable foraging for food whether it be at the city dump or tearing through some poor suckers garbage on collection day. The longer I was with the Javelinas, I climbed the ranks and soon became Lord of the Javelinas. With this great honor also came many benefits. I had first option when it came what strip club the Javelinas would go to. Turbulence was always first on my list simply because we found that the airport dumpsters were near and the shuttle bus stopped every half hour to take us back to our den. unfortunately the Javelinas grew a thirst that could not be quenched for the women of turbulence and soon there after got kicked out for illegal use of the snout and hoofs. By this time I had grown weary of the hideous beasts and decided to return to my original home in Utah. To this day I enjoy the memories I have of the Javelina. God bless the Javelina.

These ugly photos

I recently stumbled upon these photos and thought you all ( the 3 that follow the blog) would enjoy them. One is of my favorite point guard where he appears to be double fisting drinks and shitfaced at the same time. The other one is even more remarkable. This one appears to be a photo of a giant grasshopper having his way with the one of Satans demons. Very attractive demon nonetheless but still a demon.......Jeff

ALL TERRIBLE TEAM

The following is the all terrible Jazz team. We took the worst players to every sport a Jazz uniform and made an MVP, starting lineup, and a sixth man. We also will list the honorable mentions that did not quite make the team. What a bunch of knob jobs!

MVP: Luther Wright

Point Guard: Milt Palacio

Shooting Guard: Quincy Lewis

Small Forward: Pace Mannion

Power Forward: Stephen Howard

Center: Jose Ortiz

Sixth Man: Ben Handlogten

Honorable Mentions: Pete Chilcutt, Rusty LaRue, John Amaechi, Curtis Borchardt, Jarron Collins, James Donaldson, Billy Paultz, Mel (dinnerbell) Turpin, Corey Crowder, Bart Kofoed.

Davin

November thanksgiving feast of entertainment.

Dearly beloved guests of this blog I would like to take this opportunity to give you a treat that has entertained us for generations. This is the documentary "This is Spinal Tap". I highly suggest watching this movie. It is not only innovative but directly paralells the journey of the rettards through the rise and fall of the rock band. Enjoy this little clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGbwIkvh38

What in the hell is wrong with people.

Recently events have happened to trigger the world into a panic. Barack Obama has been elected the 44 president of this great country of ours. One of which men of his stature could only be created. I have heard rumors of gun control, anti christ and of course the assumption fear comes from submersive racism. I can assure you change is a good thing. We as human beings have a tendency to reject change. I dont ask that we should change our ways and somehow overnight embrace something mankind has gone through for thousands of years. Rightfully so that we should be worried. Many of you reading this blog work for the companies that have been effected by the problems we see in the financial markets. However the United States will continue to shine bright and recover brighter than ever before. This is what great men like John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and of course George Washington knew when they faced the undaunting task of what might lay before them. However no matter what know that the reciliance of Americans burns very bright and we will be better than before. I love my country and have served its cause for a period of my life but know that the reason I signed up to die for its cause was because a black man from a single parent household that had every reason to fail could ascend to its pinnacle. This is what America truly is all about. God Bless this great country that I was privaleged to be part of. Oh and God Bless Metallica the best shit ive ever seen.

Jeffrey Marlow Jaques